Craig of CNG Outfitters.com saving this Hot Cadillac owner $1000s/yr.American socialist-leaning legislators forced the housing/lending industry to lend to people who couldn’t afford housing leading to the biggest financial scandal in American history, dwarfing Enron in size and impact. Not to be outdone by politicians, a majority Americans then elected Barack Obama a unusually radical liberal who promised not only to stifle the economy further by obscene taxes but to actually bankrupt a major energy source and reduce supplies of another!!
Following a huge stock market crash caused by the coerced housing crash, Obama’s election induced a further record-shattering drop in the stock market-- 10% in only two days, beating the only other post-election drop of 6% by almost double. Within 2 weeks, the market dropped another 5% and unemployment soared as business projected huge losses due to the new taxes foreseen from an Obama administration and Democrat-lead congress.
BUT WAIT! A light on the horizon! Gas prices have dropped from nearly $5 gallon in the US to less than $2.00 in the period of about a month! Oil dropped from nearly $150/barrel to less than $60/bl. America, as an energy-driven economy, will soon find EVERYTHING CHEAPER! Businesses, consumers, and taxpayers suddenly find their fuel bills cut in half!
Result? Either prices will drop or profits will soar at businesses. Businesses will hire. People will buy things, especially SUVs again, and the sting of highly over-reaching taxes may not be able to completely dampen the new economic surge.
To what do we owe this victory? What will bless even those who placed a vote for a beautiful demagogue promising socialism? I’m proud to say it is….AMERICAN ENTREPRENEURs! That’s right! When oil prices surged, average Americans immediately searched for and came up with a cheap available alternative: CNG, or Compressed NATURAL GAS.
Suddenly small businesses and private parties scrambled to find CNG kits, tanks, and multi-CaTrillionaire extraordinaire T. Boone Pickens invested his Zillions in it. Suddenly Americans were able to switch to a fuel costing as little as 60 cents a gallon that also is VERY environmentally friendly. Not to mention the Amazing Sarah Palin just brokered a deal to increase the Natural Gas supply by a WHOPPING 50% with a huge pipeline from Alaska to the lower forty-eight.
And suddenly, oil countries and companies realized their high prices may put them out of business. That means LOW GAS PRICES ARE HERE TO STAY.
Think about it. The minute oil prices go back up, there is now a Natural Gas business infrastructure in place and Americans will switch over even more quickly, leaving the oil companies high and dry. And they KNOW IT. Other countries will follow our entrepreneurial lead. Crisis by politicians; overcome by average Americans.
That’s right, SAVED by the great entrepreneurial spirit found in America. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! Look for an economic boom near you soon. That’s right, I am predicting low fuel prices for the foreseeable future.
By the way, I sell CNG kits…